Tomorrow morning bright and early I will have a roto rooter shoved in my colon for the second time. Two days with no food and my menstrual cycle. What kind of shit is that? I'm pretty sure that is a sin in the bible, telling a woman with her period she is not allowed to eat for two days.
It started with bloody stools, cramping so bad I was pretty sure I would be found on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles, mucus...oh the lovely amounts of mucus, pain of every sort in every location in the abdominal region and gas that would wake the neighbors. I still cannot find a rhyme or reason to it.
I was vegan for 2 years and my symptoms got worse. I even went "raw" to try to heal my colon and I felt like I had been beaten with a snow shovel. I would have moments of fatigue so bad, I thought I would drop over instantly. So, I said the hell with this, and started eating meat again. I feel much more energetic now. Which is good. I can run to the BR faster than ever when I have mucus shooting out of my asshole at the speed of light. Yay.
I also found the blood type diet in my search of desperation. I am a type O+, the hunter. Dr. D'Adamo says that these people should eat lean red meats, and avoid wheat and dairy products to function effectively. You can find more information here:
http://www.dadamo.com/program.htm
This diet actually is quite convincing. Dr. D'Adamo states that markers in the blood can tell what types of food you tolerate well, and what types of foods you are allergic to.
So I started eating meat again, and actually feel quite well, besides my damn colon problems.
I am an active person who loves the outdoors, mtn. biking, camping, hiking, running....try camping when you fart and mucus shoots out un benounced to me, and you have to shuffle to the nearest out house. That's a good time.
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